Man, professional sports players are major pussies. Take football for example, the average football player plays on a sucky team that gets torched all season and misses the playoffs. That pretty much puts them on their ass from the end of December until the beginning on July when training camp starts. A little over 6 months to relax and cry the pain away from getting smoked by the Patriots last season.
Then you have true competitors like myself that get no offseason. Cal-Open Season 12 is right around the corner, preseason is already in full swing. And when did Season 11 end? That's right, only a couple weeks ago. Terrell Owens has nothing on me, quit your crying.
